This was a plain white boring lacklustre dreary dull lifeless, humdrum, if you will, £4 bikini top.
But then, wow, Mr Red-and-White Ribbon came along and jumped right on. The boring white top and the exciting gingham bottoms became one, just like in that Spice Girls song. And, voila …


Pingback: How to make a pair of bookends | Sentinel Weekly News